Some Atheists are Schmucks ;-)

Some of them remind me of Christians when disagreement arises. Enjoy.

Tom Quixote, tells us a joke on Christians that applies equally to atheists:

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it! "He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist? "He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

I wish atheists would stop demanding complete conformity in the interests of ridding ourselves of religion, but I suppose that's just human nature. Sheesh.

For the record, I think the skeptics here at DC are a cut way above average. If you are a skeptic then stick around and see for yourself.