The Top Ten Ways to Avoid Being Criticized

[Written by John W. Loftus] After thinking about this topic may I present to you the top ten ways to avoid being criticized:

10) Don't say anything controversial.
9) Don't attempt anything controversial.
8) Don't accomplish anything controversial.
7) Don't say anything important.
6) Don't attempt anything important.
5) Don't accomplish anything important.
4) Don't say anything.
3) Don't attempt anything.
2) Don't accomplish anything.
1) Don't do anything at all.


LadyAtheist said...

You forgot "don't say anything unoriginal; don't be too cautious; don't let the status quo go unexamined"

...because anything a person can do, including dying, can be criticized by *someone.*