The blood-thirsty monster god of the OT. Wow, what a guy! It's so plausible that this diety is all-loving, all-merciful. Why can't more people understand god's ways: murder, pettiness, jealousy, vengeance, and a thousand other evil acts of this imaginary creature.
Oh wait, it was actually just a few people hearing voices in their heads, saying 'You must kill them. You must kill them all.'
The trophies of the OT god: the heads of millions of men, women, innocent toddlers, innocent infants, innocent unborn babies. The greatest abortionist who ever existed: Give it up for Yahway!
That guy who made this video made lots of great videos, you should really check his channel ( http://www.youtube.com/user/NonStampCollector ). Also very funny and true are the masterpieces of Mr. Deity ( http://www.youtube.com/user/misterdeity )
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Most comedies don't have quite so many people dying... but I guess if you like dark humor, the Bible ain't bad.
No, the joke is in people who worship such a being and think he and his son are one.
LOL
Sad thing is, most people don't get this joke.
Forrest Gump: Evil is as evil does.
The blood-thirsty monster god of the OT. Wow, what a guy! It's so plausible that this diety is all-loving, all-merciful. Why can't more people understand god's ways: murder, pettiness, jealousy, vengeance, and a thousand other evil acts of this imaginary creature.
Oh wait, it was actually just a few people hearing voices in their heads, saying 'You must kill them. You must kill them all.'
The trophies of the OT god: the heads of millions of men, women, innocent toddlers, innocent infants, innocent unborn babies. The greatest abortionist who ever existed: Give it up for Yahway!
...I think we should start referring to the imaginary god as YahGay. After all, Jesus had two daddies.
Jerry Seinfeld: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I'm straight yet I know that gay people should be able to marry, adopt children and be better people by not acting like christians.
The buybull is a book of fiction, written with the intent of not to be taken seriously or literally, merely written for entertainment purposes only.
That guy who made this video made lots of great videos, you should really check his channel ( http://www.youtube.com/user/NonStampCollector ).
Also very funny and true are the masterpieces of Mr. Deity ( http://www.youtube.com/user/misterdeity )
Hilarious! (Well, except for the bowel part ...)
Kudos to the video-maker for pointing out the incongruity of the OT and NT. I think Yahweh needs some anger management therapy!
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