Do Bananas Have Free Will?

I'm told bananas have 50% of the DNA of human beings. So I got to thinking do they have free will? Watch them grow and ask yourself if they ever made one single free will choice. If they don't, then why do you think human beings do? Does adding DNA change anything? What? Let's call THIS "The Banana Argument" against free will. Jerry Coyne eat your heart out. I got this one.


Anonymous said...

Of course Bananas have Free Will. They could have ripened in the opposite direction - if they'd so chosen.