An Analogy of the Bible

Meet the Bible:  Not Dead Yet!
The Bible is like a very elderly senile citizen who can’t be historically linked to any known birth records (literary origins); a person who is incoherent and out of touch with reality. 

Yet, with the love of her children (the believers) and her attorneys (the apologists) using creative ingenuity (theology) along with the denial of reality (science), she (the Bible) is lovingly supported by the arms and allowed to apologetically shuffle along.

(This is a revised analogy of the Bible I wrote 14 years ago.)