Instead of Being Useful Here's What “Jesus” Is Doing Lately

This is hilarious and educational and provocative!! Why doesn't "Jesus" do anything useful in our world? Bravo Captain Cassity! She begins here essay with these words:
Anybody else ever feel like Christians’ expectations for their god seem bizarrely low? I know I sure have. Today, I’ll show you some of the goofier miracles Christians are claiming nowadays. These are the things Christians think their god’s been up to while avoiding serious work–and we’ll try to suss out why they’ve landed on these weird ideas.
This should be extremely helpful for believers to look into the minds of other believers. Hopefully reason will force them to see a reflection of themselves.