Woman Claims God Asked Her to Kill

Damn, why does God always whisper his plans secretly to other people and never to me?

3 comments:

Harry H. McCall said...

If Yahweh was not the murderous and destructive god he was in the Old Testament, she would most likely not be the murder she is today: Like Father (God),like daughter.

Ignerant Phool said...

Oh shoot! (No pun intended) And here I was thinking he didn't exist!

Ross said...

God told me to buy an Xbox 360 and not a Playstation 3.