Well, I guess Rickey will now go around claiming to be a "witness".
He says he thinks it's a sign of comfort, a sign Jesus is looking over you, and he's gonna answer your prayers. What I want to know is, why is it never a sign or a reminder that he's gonna send your asses to hell.
What I personally think though is, Jesus wants us to smoke that plant, that's what I really think he's trying to tell us. Somehow, someway, there has to be some medical benefits that you can get from that plant. Take weed-I mean heed my friends!
Well, ok--and what exactly is the message? "Jesus is trying to tell us something." But what? One would assume that the message should be very transparent. Unless he's trying to tell in his "second coming" he's going to look like some herb and then he's going to have his ass electrocuted.
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This adds a whole new meaning to the claim of "the power of Jesus"... I'd say probably about 50,000 kilowatts.
The ironic thing is that the day laborer they have come remove "him" when it starts to interfere with the power lines will be named "Jesus" too
Note, it's impossible to see Jesus in any random medium without an accent like this.
Well, I guess Rickey will now go around claiming to be a "witness".
He says he thinks it's a sign of comfort, a sign Jesus is looking over you, and he's gonna answer your prayers. What I want to know is, why is it never a sign or a reminder that he's gonna send your asses to hell.
What I personally think though is, Jesus wants us to smoke that plant, that's what I really think he's trying to tell us. Somehow, someway, there has to be some medical benefits that you can get from that plant. Take weed-I mean heed my friends!
"Note, it's impossible to see Jesus in any random medium without an accent like this."
And so, Rhacodactylus' Law was coined.
Well, ok--and what exactly is the message? "Jesus is trying to tell us something." But what? One would assume that the message should be very transparent. Unless he's trying to tell in his "second coming" he's going to look like some herb and then he's going to have his ass electrocuted.
Jesus hanging from the cross or the other thousand Jews the Romans crucified also?
One thing is for sure, just like the weed on this power pole, Christianity makes a nuisance of itself too!
Ebon Musings has a good essay on this phenomenon, pareidolia.
Frankly, a Satanic attack, in this case, would be a good application of herbicide!
Here's a satanic attack for y'all...
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