Better to be a Goat than a Sheep:
The moment you realise you're a sheep, not a goat like the others π pic.twitter.com/byOROm8XTl
— πͺπ..Rai ji..πͺπ (@Vinod_r108) July 24, 2025
Christopher Hitchens (–) once said:
‘Shepherds only have three interests in sheep: to fleece, fuck or eat them.’
Captain Cassidy, likewise, has written a number of times that Christians have not really thought out the Shepherd-sheep metaphor. The good shepherd does not look after his sheep for altruistic purposes, but because he is hoping to fare sumptuously upon a mutton casserole.
The Latin for shepherd is ‘pΔstor’. This is why a Bishop carries a shepherd’s crook or crozier. This is why Pastafarian, John Hamill, calls a Bishop’s Episcopal dress:
‘ … his Bo-Peep outfit!’
It is wild to me that people go about calling themselves ‘pastors’, as though that was a sensible profession. What they are saying is that they are sheep-herders of humans, and I question the need for humans to be herded about by self-appointed human-sheep-herders.